Mass Effect Characters + House Words

(Source: theillusivewoman, via herondales)

gilbertbielschmidt:

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

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- Why must you be such a cow, we’re sisters! 

- You tell people we are not related! 

- It was just that one time! 

- At Grandpa’s wake!

(Source: icallit-veryclosetalking, via coolbreeze35)

OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there’s a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.

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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

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anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

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